Why am I not Joyce DiDonato?

I’m just saying that a certain 6 foot 7 basketball player at my school could fuck me into oblivion, revive me and then leave me so ruined I’d be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life

livin dat good lyfe

artpopist:

*thinks about something i need to do for school*

theatregeek96:

“Mom dad…I’m Argentina and always will be”
“Uh-uh God said Adam and Eve not Adam and Evita!”

tresbellemichelle:

blametheleather:

everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it

#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer

Do you ever lapse into another language?

So, I speak okay-ish Italian. I was just texting someone (in English obviously) and I didn’t realize I had slipped into Italian until he asked what “Libera me” had to do with school.

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I tried that whole having a boyfriend thing.

NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN

Thank god for sexy black men